So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
