k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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