i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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