This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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