So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.