I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
It's Friday. Sex?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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