i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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