i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful