Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver