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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.

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  morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I can't believe he cheated

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  Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.

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• (925): View more from California

  Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now

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• (352): View more from Florida

  But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Yesterday you said I was the best.

  (1-570): View more from Pennsylvania

  No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful

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