You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Randomize
