So drunk its hurt
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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