Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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