Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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