lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
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no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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