one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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