i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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