Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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