My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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