Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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