Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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