so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I think pants incapable of making pants work
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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