I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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