i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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