hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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