how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
The cops high fived after they tackled you
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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