is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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