But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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