Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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