Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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