I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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