i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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