Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
where does the pee come out of this thing
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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