Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
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He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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