remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
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P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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