wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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