Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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