Kiss
Puke
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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