i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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