Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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