it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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