I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
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