Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
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He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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