shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
This baby is an asshole
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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