We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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