I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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