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(773): View more from Illinois

i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me

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You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark

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(916): View more from California

I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"

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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning

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Omg I think I'm in the wrong class

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(818): View more from California

Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)

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(386): View more from Florida

I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes

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(253): View more from Washington

You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.

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(360): View more from Washington

I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back

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(415): View more from California

Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.

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