I puked a lego.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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