sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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