Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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