This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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