I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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