if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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