She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
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Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
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Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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