you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
do nipples grow back?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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