I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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