is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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