I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
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He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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