Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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